Carlos calls his boss

[Steve]

Carlos calls his boss in the morning:

Ey, boss I can't come to work today. I got a headache, a stomachache, and my legs hurt, too. I'm a friggin' mess!
The boss says: "You know Carlos, I really need you here today. When I feel like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me a blowjob.
That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that.

Two hours later Carlos calls his Boss, I did what you said and I feel great, I'll be at work soon.
And by the way, you got a real nice house!"

[jdm_kev]

hahaha nice 1

[SWIFTY]

quality

[ako]

ha ha

[Chettle]

quality